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For years now we here in scotland have been quite comfortable in the  knowledge that Scots, Gaelic and English where the main spoken languages in the Highlands of Scotland.

Now in the county of Caithness in Scotland it is believed that a new language has been found.
The new un-named language is being widely referred to an 'i cant believe its not german' due to the reaction most people have on first hearing it!

The only problem is that at the moment we only have one speaker of this language and for obvious reasons can not ask her any questions because we don't understand her!
here is a picture of her in native dress doing native things!!!
 


'scorries, clooties...dee yee ken?'