Winnie the pooh in 'coming out' for a night on the town scandal!
 

The bear that is dear to the hearts of many children may now be viewed in a different light after a scandalous saga of drink, sex and more drink.

It was mid march when a fun day was organised and the famous lovable bear attended.  The children were delighted seeing the little yellow fellow jauntily going about his bear business and a great day was had by all.

'oh what fun we are having'
 

Then the adults decided to got for some refreshments in the evening as they all had a busy day entertaining the children.  They asked Winnie if he would like to come as well.  'why certainly' said Winnie and off they went.

The little adult get together was going fine although some of the parents were rather surprised to see winnie drinking pints of lager but they didn't think too much of it at the time.

9 pints later winnie was using language that would make Christopher Robin very angry and everytime he staggered into someone threatened something about someone called 'malky', some times known as 'severe malky'.

Later that night pooh was involved in a number of scuffles one of which ended up with what was first thought to be a headless Pooh but as this picture shows is in fact the real face of Winnie the Pooh, the female pooh.
 

When interveiwed winnie said 'dont go there'

 

 pooh outs cont...